UFO ship refueling on Sun's energy



don't let 'em suck our Sun dry!

it's time to put on your tinfoil hat, keep your brains safe and sound guys

democratic elections the russian way :)

When you wish upon a star, you are a few million years late. The star is dead. Just like your dreams. :`(

632305222316434

"Can you tie a knot?" "I cannot." "So you can knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?" "Fuck off!"

Drunk people run stop signs. High people wait for them to turn green.

btw my favorite type of jokes are ones that are untranslatable

I turned up at work an hour late this morning.
My boss said, "Don't tell me, the bus broke down again?"
I said, "Yes, actually it did."
He said, "This is the 4th time in less than a week, I think you're pushing it!"
I said, "Well that's just stupid, have you felt the weight of those things?"

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.